A REALLY BIG CHICKEN

[RICHARD]

Jeremy has the biggest cockerel in Britain


An Essex man believes he has the biggest cockerel in Britain - a 2ft monster which he calls Melvin.

The giant cockerel weighs more than 15lbs and dwarfs other roosters, says The Sun.

Owner Jeremy Goldsmith said: "We're staggered. He just grows and grows. We asked experts and no one's heard of a cockerel this big."

Jeremy runs Mountfitchet Castle in Stansted, Essex, where Melvin lives with his mate Mandy.

At 18-months-old, Melvin is twice the size of other birds of his Buff Orpington breed.

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I swear,

You ALL have the filthiest minds.