uabassoon- I've known for a long time that it was U-A-bassoon, but I always call you abyssinian. (I don't know why, I'm sorry)
LOL It's ok, there are plenty of names here that I have totally said wrong even though I know that it's not correct.

Uabasson-- I always said your name like... "Ooooh! A bassoon!"
LOL that's usually the response I get after concerts when people point and say "What kind of instrument is that thing!?"