LOL that's cute and so true on somethings at the same time.

You have the personal cell phone numbers of the managers for: plywood, roofing supplies and generators at Home Depot on your speed dialer
They should have added the number for FEMA too on the list. lol

Your freezer never has more than $20 worth of food in it any given time
I just did that today, only bought enough meat for a few days just in case we lose power again. Last time I lost over $300 worth of food...........wont make that mistake again.

You fight the urge to put on your winter coat and wool cap and parade around in front of your picture window, when you finally get power and your neighbor across the street, with the noisy generator, doesn't get electric
LOL I love this one. How mean, but I could see some people I know doing just that.