Oops, forgot to post a joke I had to get the day started. Here you go.

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the dirnk, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?"

The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replies.

"What kind of name is that?" the cowboy asks.

"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."

"How bizzarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling," replied the bartender.