I can hear the Muzak in the background......

Why, it's Van Halen's 'Beautiful Girl'!!!


She was a-seaside sittin'
Just a-smokin' and a-drinkin' on ringside
On top of the world, oh yeah
She had her drink in her hand
She had her toes in the sand and whoa! Ha, ha
What a beautiful girl, ah yeah


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Is that a washed up 'log' on the beach????