Dear Auntie Debbie:
Meowmie took me to the whitecoats and it appears that I have fleas and the bald patches on my body are an allergic reaction!!!! How could this happen? I never go outside at all. Meowmie thinks that maybe she brought them home because she always pets the d-o-g-s that come into work. She feels
bad, but I just purr and she feels better. The whitecoats jabbed me with something then when I got home Meowmie put some smelly stuff on the back of my neck and told me that those fleas would be gone soon. She also has to comb me, but I don't like to be combed at all.
My brodder Max went to the whitecoats too and had to open him mouff wide for the hooman. Seems that Max's mouff is OK now. Ulcers all gone. That means he's feeling better and he can stalk me again, darn it. Meowmie put that same smelly stuff on his neck too. Now we boff smell bad. Yuck!
Well, I gots to go and have my nap now. This writing on the 'puter is exhausting work. Headbumpies to you, Tubby and Peanut.
luv
Speckles
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
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Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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