What a pleasure to see your sweet photograph this morning Barney! You are indeed very handsome, as your loving purrson says. You are not just a pretty face, though, oh no! We hear you have special journalistic talent an an anchorman! Very impressive.

I hope your special day today is marked by lots of affection (when the coast is clear, of course) and wrestling with your buddy, Moe. You deserve the best day ever, in honour of your special recognition as our Cat of the Day!