Haha...that reminds me...I was partenered up for a while with this old racist deaf guy. He supposedly could never hear a word I was saying. So, one day, when he got into my truck, I had Spanish music turned on super duper low. *I* could barely hear it. He was all "Turn that Gawd D@^! Sh$$ off!" I was all "I thought you were hard of hearing?!"