I dunno - say UPCHUCK out loud.

Now, say VOMIT out loud.

Doesn't the word "vomit" come closer to the real thing?

I like the word UPCHUCK!

When I was little, (looks way back into the distance) I was spanked. There was a stick that looked like a ruler - and it was for the exclusive use on my two male cousins and my brother. I was a lot younger than they were and when they reached high school they had a ceremony and it was officially passed down to me.

I was also raised on Ivory soap bars. I can remember the taste.........but ya know what? It didn't do a d---- bit of good.

Now MOFF, I think you DID turn out pretty wonderful...they must have beaten the daylights out of you