Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
Well...like how would you find a horse that matches???? and like, how would you decide what color silks you would wear??? and I mean...like how would you decide what to call the horse, and like, you know....like....what if the horse goes, like really fast, you know? and like...your hair gets all messed up, you know????

VG.......Edwina
Oh no!!! It's happening already and she's not even in California yet! Edwina, come back!

Cassy, Tubby here, I think you should go for the bull-riding event instead of horse riding. They have those mechanical bulls that are a lot less dangerous than horses - no hooves to stomp you with my dear. Then you get to wear one of those cool cowboy hats like Eddie and Marshall instead of some silly old silks. Silks are for girly cats.