Originally posted by anna_66


*your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you
to stick his head in the drive-through window at McDonald's
and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when
she turns around to give you your change.


If Dad's not *watchin* purdy close...

Ole Cinder can get BOFF Frunt Feet anna Head
INside da MickeyD's winnow!

LAST Tyme I dun it - "our" bag a Burgerz was sittin onna counter
whilst da Gurl wuz fetchin da Friez...
She came back an didda big ** when she set da Fries
on toppa my HEAD - which wuz burried inna baggie *sniffin* Burgerz!

Friez flew ebberywhere!
But we gotz a *free* bagga Cookiez outta dat capur!