My Dear Peanut,
I would like to extend my heartfelt appologies to you regarding the whole "fluffy" issue. I had no idea that your fluffiness came from fluffy hair... you see, my kitties are short haired and I didn't take into consideration how much longer hair adds to a cat's proprtion. Please accept my appologies and I'll make sure meowmie never comments on your fluffy stature ever again.
Yours truly,
Catnapper