Mr. Allen would like to demonstrate the steps you must go through each night in order to get a good night's sleep.

Step 1. Investigate cleanliness of belly


Step 2. Investigate cleanliness of arms


Step 3. Investigate cleanliness of paws... rub paws onto face, thereby cleaning face


Step 4. BIG yawn


Step 5. Take as much room of the bed as possible. Its even better if you surround yourself with a ton of hair on the sheets - they might not move you then. Then you're out like a light.