Apparently I must have slept in this morning. I woke up to find my 15 year old cat, Fluffy up on the kitchen countertops eating the carnations that have been sitting there for 3 days now

I guess 1) the pills he is taking for his arthritis is working, since he hasn't jumped on the countertops in several years and 2) pink carnations make a good breakfast in a pinch - -

I called my Vet - who laughed at me, by the way, and she told me that carnations were not harmful, but I should beware that they may come out 1) via the throat 2) and or through the litterbox. I laughling told her, either way she will get some, um, flowers........