Frozen peas??!?! EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

Peas are the devil's spawn! When we have a nuclear fallout all that will be left in the world are roaches...... and PEAS!! Die peas DIE!! I will not eat them by a stream, I will not eat them in a dream. I will not eat them in a can, I will not eat them Sam I am!

Peas are little aliens, come to take over the world! They plan on infiltrating human life by planting moles in the frozen food section, the canned veggie section and even *gasp!* in SALADS! They weasel their way into pasta, stews and stir frys. Slowly but surely they will become butchers, bakers, barbers. They will be who comes to install your cable. They will be postmen, doctors, lawyers, even teachers! They will be in our schools!!! Prepare yourselves! Be like me, prepare a fallout shelter, completely pea proof. (PM me for blueprints, plans and diagrams.)

this has been a public service announement.......