Hello, people. Let me tell you some toilet repair stories. I used to be the maintenance man at a health spa with 54 units...

Can I put some Ray Charles music on the jukebox? I still have the first 45 I bought.

"Unchain my heart...Honey, let me go...unchain my heart...you don't love me no mo..."

Guess there will be some reissue CDs out soon.

Another favorite:

"You don't know the one...who dreams of you at night...who longs to kiss your lips...who longs to hold you tight...to you, I'm just a friend...that's all I've ever been...You don't know me."

When I was a freshman in college, the frat house next door was playing "Busted" over and over on an outdoor PA. They had constructed a giant brassiere on their front lawn.

"Got a big stack a bills that gets bigger each day...the landlord just hauled my belongings away...Things could get worse, but just how I can't say...cause I'm busted (do, do...do, do...do, doo-doo-dooooo."

A toast to mortality! One could do worse than to inspire millions of people, make the world a better place, be praised when you go. Best wishes and regards to Ronnie and Ray!