I just hate to take the mattress out of our "cyber bar" and put it into real life............but it is in my "real life".

Some guys up the street decided to get rid of a mattress - so they put it on their parkway. Then they put it in the street and people started running over it.

So with the help of a friend, we put it back on their parkway. That night the mattress made its way clear up at the other end of the block - in the middle of the street.

It got run over a bunch more times - and you should see it now!

However, somebody else knew "where it really lived" so it has been returned once again. We are all waiting to see where it ends up now.

It has taken on a life of its own.

Somebody FROM THIS BAR has suggested I should snag it in case I need it for my BBQ.

Of course, we have city pick-up for bulky items - but I was thinking about putting some cardboard around it and renting it out. (not at my BBQ )

All of this has made me very thirsty - could I have another Swamp Delight please?

DNA - Wow - I don't think I want to go there -