Yes my my big black Dane will turn on me in a sec. He will turn around and smack me with his happy wagging tail. Or worse yet, he will try to flatten me by thinking he's a lap dog.

OH and don't forget about my Boxers, they will hug me to death, one day or drown me in drool.

I'm willing to take my chances! So what if i go by wipping of a tail, flatten by weight, huged to death or drowned in dog drool. I rather go that way then some of my other choises.

The woman is a idiot and should have keep her mouth shut instead of beliving in old wifes tails.