ALL of my dogs do weird things

Piddle- Piddle does alot of weird things, he also licks the furniture, and when he wakes up he puts his heas high in the air and keeps licking his lips/nose, He also does alot of other weird things like when we are going for a walk and he does his pee he goes back like he's making sure he did it

Jasper- Jasper does alot of weird things too, he chases his tail even though he barely has one lol and he actually catches it . When we are walking and a car passes us he ducks down like it's an air plane going to land on top of us . He also HATES smoke and if people show him a cigarette, even if its not lit, he will start "boxing"/smacking at them, ah theres tons more lol.

Wiggles- Wiggles isn't as weird as the males , When we are putting her leash and harness on her(even though she LOVES walks) she acts really sad, like we are MAKING her go! She also kisses children so they'll stay away from her lol, especially babys who can crawl, she'll keep kissing their face until they go away.

Ahh well theres many many more, but thats enough for now