Originally posted by trayi52
FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH -----------

In the South: If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in
a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly.
Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they
live for.
FOR SOUTHERNERS MOVING NORTH.....

If you're flying down the highway with snow on the ground and you end up in a ditch, don't be offended when a Michigander will slow down long enough to make sure you're still breathing, and then will smile and wave and drive off. It's what we live for.


(Yes, my dad does this to those that speed on icy roads)