what are dogs:

1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture they're allowed to sit on.

2. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

3. They growl when they are not happy.

4. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't listen to you when you're in the same room.

5. When you want to play, they want to play.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They are great at begging.

8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

9. They leave their toys everywhere.

10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then kiss you.

Conclusion: Dogs are little MEN in fur coats.