ROFLMAO!!!!!

The reason?? Well, sometimes I try out foods that I don't like just to make sure I still don't like them.

Max scratches his ****, he spits at Speckles, and he can pass gas when I feed him chicken.

soooooo

when I want a reminder of what it's like to live with a man, I have chicken for dinner that night

then I can settle down and still be happy with the choices I've made. It's all very logical to me.