Hey Slick, where is my beer? Okay the reason my name is Willie is because my mother didn't like me?

Who would name their baby girl a boys name??? Who else but my mother!!!

My god, when I was in high school I would get stuck in the boys home room! Of course I was too dumb to know the advantages of being in a room full of boys at the time. I didn't realize I was in candyland!! Didn't know what to do with them little ole boys then. If they had just gave me a few years, I would of known then!!

My mother did give me the middle name Sue, then a song came out called "a boy name sue".

Okay, give me about a gallon of beer please!!