Hello, woof!

We went to the beach today!. I just wanted to stay in the sandy stuff and chase the other people around, but mummy and daddy said something about being a small but large public nuisance and I should go for a swim.

Are you serious?



This is not in our contract.



So, I get lunch and a new bone if I follow you into that water. Hmmm, maybe up to my ankles, then we'll re-negotiate.



You come to me.
No, you come to me.


He didn't tell me I was gonna get wet!