We jest went Water Skiin behind da Furr Boat!

Seemz Boots, da Kat, organized a tour of da Bridge to impress
summa his new Gurl Friendz. We found out about it and swug a "deal"...

Kat anna whole Herd of da Gurls wuz onna Bridge -
Cap'n sed Boots kuld steer da Boat.

We wuz all reddie onna back end - had our Ski Ropez an Watur Skiis.
Sadie, Me an SmokeMutt went in furst (Gavin wuz afraid da sea waddur
wuld mess up his *Hare DO* an sat it out)...

Fister wuz watchin frumma Bridge;
so az we dove IN - he hollered ta Boots.
Ole Bootsy gib da Go Fast lever a Big Hed-Butt an shoved it into
Reeel FAST while da Cap'n wuz bizzie pettin da Gurlz.
Den - Boots an Fister jumped onna Steerin Wheel an spun er ober to
HARD a Starboard!

Da ole Furr Tub dont zaktly "turn onna dime"...
but it wuz a wild ride onna Skiis while it lasted!

Nunbuddie onna Bridge "noticed" till da Kitchen called em onna
telley-dinger - LOTTA *nastee* wurds bout allua China Stuff whut
tumbled onna deck when da Boat crossed ober its own wake!

Katz onna Sun-Deck asside da Pool hadda Phunn Tyme, too ~
Surfin onna deck chairs when da Pool *SPLOOSHED* az da Boat
leaned ober on its side!

Cap'n did a big circle ta pick us up
(hadda sound da Dawgz OverBoard Alarm
an send a lil boat to *fish* us out).
Boat Krew wuz havin a *blast* - tell'd us it wuz da Furst Tyme they
ebber did a DAWG overboard pick-up.
Also sed we otta "lay low" inna Kabinz fur a while - kuz da
Guy wiffa Skrambled Eggz onna Hat wuz prolly gonna be a
bit *tense* fur a lil while!

Der wuz sum talk about Bootz gettin tossed inna Brig (Boat Jail)
till da kruze wuz ober - but he blended in wiff allua udder Tuxies
an managed to sneek back to hiz kabin.

Sadie sed she hopes Miz Amy duzint hear bout dis Kapur!