Dear Miss E and Handsome Eddie -

I have a problem. I've got the "chase the dog & give her a good slap" part down. However, sometimes when I am sleeping oh-so-cutely in my catcup, I get this in the rear end:



It's cold, it's wet, it smells like dog, and it gets drool in my beautious fur. How do I make her stop?

Lovingly yours, (especially you, Eddie!)
K'Cee