You'll have to make up your own tune for this one ...


A Cat's Christmas Complaint

You say it's not a scratching post
On it you won't let me pee
You say it's not for climbing, well.
How come you call it a tree?

You hang bright shiny things on it
You know will make me swat 'em
And yet when those darned things all break
You're the first to yell and spot 'em!

You say I shouldn't climb it
Or water it my best way
And when I wanna mark it well,
You yell and say "Go away!"

I just don't understand you folks
You must think that it's a great big joke
You bring this pile of temptation here
Cover it with tinsel and expect me to stay clear?

You tell me Santa's watching me
To see if I've been nice or naughty
Well, I know what to say about you
You won't even let me go potty!

If you insist on getting a Christmas tree
You've gotta know it's really for me!
Don't hang things on it that glitter or break
Cause I won't be the one cleaning up THAT mistake!