Is there enough space for us all to write?

Dis is Abbey--I love to destroy stuff!!! It makes my hoomans mad though, but I just love it!! Ober da summer (when der was green stuff on da ground, not white stuff), I got into what my hoomans called an "electronics phase". I happily destroyed da tingy dat changes channels, a part for my hoomans cousin's cell phone, and den, the best part--I destroyed daddy's cell phone---he said it costed lots of dollars!! Boy was it fun!!

Dis is Kito--One day, my hoomans left me home alone--I get the whole house when dey go somewheres--I rule!!! Anyway, dey always put stuff away, but dis day dey left a catalog on the coffe table, at my level. I looked through it, and der wasn't anything for dogs--it was callled "LL Bean", since I didn't like any of da stuff in it, I destroyed it--I left paper all ober da house--it looked like it snowed in here!!! Da hoomans thought it was funny!!

Dis is Riley. One nite, da hoomans decided to leave the bedroom door open while we slept. I snuck out in da middle of da night and peed in da living room. I always try to sneak up on da big bed, while da hoomans are sleeping, but daddy always catches me--I can't sneak up there without giving dem kisses!!!

Dis is Jada. My hoomans say I'm pretty much perfect, but I do have some bad habits. I love to stick my nose right on peoples when day come over, and especially on their butts!! My hoomans say it is rude, but I don't think so. I really don't do anything real bad--I think I need some lessons!!!!