Originally posted by aly:
<STRONG>... If all else fails, lay on your back, flail your arms and legs, and yell! Most dogs curiousity will peak and come see what the commotion is...</STRONG>
Using this technique, you should be able to collect, at the very minimum:

...Two guys in White Coats carrying a straight jacket;

...A dozen or so of your closest friends and neighbors;

...And, possibly, the sought-after Dawg...

Smokey sez: I'm gonna suggest this to Dad tanite when Cinners is a little *slow* comin back frum the midnite 'outie'.