I haven't done an Idiot of the Week for a while (too many to choose from), but here is Weird Quote of the Week.

From www.cyclingnews.com about a new doping scandal.

"...The investigation is centred on ... a veterinarian under suspicion of supplying doping substances to cyclists, and to the horse and pigeon racing world.

Belgian newspaper De Standaard reports that Museeuw and co. will have to answer questions as to why illegal products were allegedly found in their homes. Kortrijk investigating magistrate ... said that the riders are not being questioned again because "a glass of milk" was found. "

They give roids to pigeons??? Well, you learn something new every day!

And watch the glasses of milk in your house, you might end up on Crimestoppers!