Ms Ritz hopes her "Tuxedo Junction" ID card will serve as an appropriate passage device. While she will have to get over her detest of car rides to get to the airport, she relishes the smell of fresh sea air.
Make her accomodations a state room with ample sunlight and warm spots to sleep. Her highness is not keen on catnip, so you can expect her to lurk around the kitchen in hopes of stray bits of chicken and turkey.
Herself insists that her stateroom have a private litter box, as she detests the notion of one of those horrible public restrooms. She wants to know, in the unlikely event of emergencies, do the life vests come in a fashionable black and white? She so detests a color clash, and orange is just so passe!
Ahh, perhaps a shipboard romance with Rocky, or Tex, or Tubby...or all!!!! Sharing tuna and spring water and sleeping until 8(pm)!
And are there humans to change the water? Can meowmie and dadcat come along? She does hate to break in new help and they are trained SO well!
Everybody sing:
Love, exciting and new, come aboard, we're expecting meyuuuuw, on the Fuzz Boat, soon will be taking another run. The Fuzz Boat, promising kibble to everyone!
Feline Princess Cruise! The sandbox of the high seas!
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