easy.

walk into the big boss's office and put a few thousand dollars on her desk, explain to her that this will take care of her hurt feelings and tell her what I think....

Then I would call up the nearest HUMVEE dealer at 12 midnight and tell him that if he wanted to sell a Black Hummer he better get to the dealership in 1/2 hour....(that's my only ACT LIKE A JERK deed....)

Buy a trailer, go to the nearest Buell dealership and buy me a motorcycle, Go to the Yamaha dealership and buy an off-road bike.

Then to the sporting goods store and get myself ALL the camping equipment I have ever wanted.

Go home, give my mom some money, Pick up the cat and go camping for about 1 month.

lololol....

Go to a state where fireworks are legal......buy all the fireworks I can stuff into the truck and
have myself one of the biggest fireworks shows, just for Ed and me!!

I am going to BBQ steaks, drink champagne and eat potato chips.......

when the month is over I am going to give some money to a wild horse rescue.....I AM SCARED OF THEM SUCKERS TOO.....give some to pet rescues...
give some to medical research

open up my own business.....or write...or travel to Alaska and Africa.......see all the animals that scare me....


Then buy some land in Texas and live in a yurt.