I did buy one today, though. It's called If A Dog's Prayers Were Answered, Bones Would Rain from the Sky (deepening our relationships with dogs) by Suzanne Clothier. Here's just a bit from the first paragraph. I don't think it's all written this way but I love it.
My only mistake was licking her knee. Until that moment, they had been quite tolerant of me panting quietly under the dining room table, a good place to lie on a warm summer's evening. I was a smart dog. I knew I might have been cooler lying on the slick tile in the bathroom, or even outside, shaded by the bushes along the foundation. But I would have missed being with my family.
See why I liked it?