tuxluvr; yes, there is such a song. It is sung to "Here comes Santa Claus": "I smell kitty poop, I see kitty poop, right there on the ground! Don't step in it, please avoid it, be sure to walk around! But door bells ringing, bags are burning, that makes kitty poop fun. So, get your shovels and little sacks and be a poop-scoopin' son-of-a-gun!"

Now, I know this is not what one would say; is a classic, but it does get the idea across.

........wayne