Woo hoo, Jake is a hero! Good thing nothing bad happened! How would he have known about your daughter? Ooh, maybe I shouldn't even ask. The possibilites are frightening! You don't think he could be a stalker or something, do you?

And I always want to whack the owners who make their pets get surgery to take out their vocal cords so they can't make noise. I always say it may cost them in the long run. What if someone breaks in, or there's a fire? Barks are good for something! I guess you found that out!