Speaking of elections: the rest of the country could do what Kansas does (or at least my little corner of it). They give us a ballot and a sharp pencil and we get to color the circle beside the name of the person we want to vote for. Not a hanging chad in the bunch plus the fun of coloring.

Um ... Zippy, I'm not sure Indians WORE underwear.
I have a Cherokee and a Sioux on my family tree and in all my research, I've never found undies mentioned. Then again, that's something you usually don't discuss a lot around the campfire.