I think Max is trying to kill us...

His tail really is deadly. Have u ever been hit by a 2x4? well imagin a 2x4 being attached to Max's butt & being hit in the face with it, ouch!!

When I run in the park with Max, if I start to annoy him by always running away from him, he''ll run full tilt infront of me & STOP DEAD, & well I become airborn & very bloody.

When my ex-friend & I were teaching her 200p rotty to "come" off leash, I learned the hard way, what a sharp double spiked collar can do to the insides of ur legs & a we bit higher (ya, there!!).

Rocky loves to stand between ur legs (hes very protective, so thats where he stands all the time) & when hes just standing there, the spikes don't do too much except poke. But a charging 200p rotty. equipt with razors, = blood & swearing while rolling on the ground. Then rocky liked to jump on u while u were swearing on the ground, as if the spikes wern't enough.



I had my ribs broken by a 200p rotty named Ceazar. I was risking my skin trying to become friends with this guard my ex-friend babysat. neither of us had really gone near him incase he would eat us (he really would hurt someone). Well we knew that he loved KD with lots of ketchup on it, so we made some for us & him & we slowly brought the bowl out to him. He was ok, he didn't snarl, but his butt was wagging. So I gave him the KD & started to pet him. Everything went well until the KD was gone. Ceazar ended up liking me a little too much. He tried to give me a Rotty hug & I fell down & he landed on me & started bouncing around in excitement, bouncing on me several times.

My ribcage is all messed up now. one side is kinda caved in & is much lower then the other side.

But the good thing is that Ceazar became really good friends with us & we started to teach him that snarling at others while walking is a big no no, he he learned quickly & stoped. He became so friendly on walks an old lady was able to kiss him on the head. But when he was put back into his car, he was guard dog again.

So ya, our doggy friends r out to get us.