Dear Juni,

Oh darling! I am so sorry! At least your intruder is small (and darn cute). That will make it easier for you to knock him around and teach him respect.

The beast they dragged into MY house was on the big bed last night. Can you imagine?!!?!!

I'll be glad to teach you some more sailor words if it will help you express your disgust with that soft, sweet, adorable little monster!

In sympathy,

Edwina