Oh no!!! You'll have to forgive me for laughing, you DO tell a good story.

You poor thing....just think, this'll be a story you can tell for years to come.

Hang in there, you're doing WONDERFUL things. Those kittens have a wonderful life. I think I'd like to live with you too, even with ringworm, I'd get a nice bath and a warm quilt to snuggle up with.