Hey Bud ~

Kant ya do better than this!??


Heck - THAT aint *dirtie*...

Ask da folkz dat wuz at Kia's Birfday Partee in Mishegun whut Smoke Mutt looked like while we wuz swimmin atta Bark Park!

He musta made a rong turn headin inta shore frumma lake...
Kinda wandured thru da SWAMP whilst he wuz climbin outta da waddur.
He run'd back onna dock TOTALLY BLACK frumma earz to tail - hed ta toez!

He kept lookin up at Dad, waggin hiz lil butt... no recognition!
Dad eben axk'd "Where's Smokey?"
Wunna da Gurls sez "Phred - isn't THAT Smokey?" -
an pointz to da Black Blob waggin hiz tail in frunta Dad!

OMG! sez Dad!
Datz bout when Dad's nummer 10 footboot connekted wiff da Smoke'z rear end an there wuz a Big *Sploosh* inna lake!

Took bout 5 tripz inna lake (anna lil rubbin) affore the Standard Issue Grey Furr started to show thru da Black GOOK!

But then... Malone mitta been *pressed fur tyme*.
Not bad fur a *quickie* Swamp Dive, Mr Malone!