Congratulations Catland, lbaker and emily_the_spoiled! A jug of Creamsicles all round!

I'd also like to propose a toast to Idiot of the Week, a sailor who works at the navy base where I work.

She was on duty the other night, and had to report to muster at the main gangway. Seemed a bit too far to walk, so she drove. Problem is she didn't have a licence, and didn't know how to drive. When the naval coxswain wanted to have a chat with her, she stepped on the accelerator pedal instead of the brake, went up the curb, and forwards at a rate rapid enough to push down the wall of the coxswain's office, parking the car literally in the office But that's not all.

It wasn't her car. She had 'borrowed' the nice new car (now with several thousand dollars' damage) from the boyfriend of her friend, without her friend's permission.

She's on at least 10 charges and owes $9,000 to have the coxswain's office returned to the state prior to her uncalled-for renovations ... Cheers!