"As the hairball throws"
Miss Edwina awakens to hear purrs in the living room. She saunters out to find Eduardo and Fister watching TV. She sees red and fluffs herself up to twice the size. She crouches, she gets ready, and she hurls hurself at the pair. With fur flying she shows the two just how much she loathes having to share her territory. But wait, is that Fister? No, it's Fister's evil twin who has come to make peace with Edwina for sleeping with Edwina's sister's cousin's wife who has left him for another woman who appeared on the Jerry Springer show! Will she forgive him? And will Fister forgive his evil twin??
Stay tuned for another upcoming episode!!!
Last edited by slick; 07-31-2003 at 03:29 PM.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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