Pixel's Rules for Sleeping...

1) I am allowed to remove you jewellry form the bedside table and hide it during the night

2) Ditto your only pair of stockings without holes in them

3) I am allowed to bring all my toys upstairs during the night and make my very own Middle of the Night Wonderful Trip to the Toilet Obsticle Course

4) I am allowed to run across both humans at high speeds

5) I am allowed to pounce on your "tender spots" during the night.

6) When I do finally catch a bit of shut eye, I am allowed to do the following:

a) Use all the bed space, leaving the two humans to duke it out for a small patch about 2 inches x 2 inches
b) Sleep under the covers
c) Sleep on the pillow
d) Sleep on the humans, even if it gives them pins and needles

7) And finally, I am allowed to wake up at 4 a.m. demanding food.