I have a list of life`s unanswered questions:

1. How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?

2. If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

3. Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?

4. How come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible?

5. Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?

6. Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

7. Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

8. If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

9. How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

10. Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

11. If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

12. Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

13. You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

15. Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

16. If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

17. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

18. If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

19. Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

20. If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?

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You don`t have to answer all of those, I just thought they were fun. I got them off of bored.com