Captains Log Stardate 16.239
We have been invaded with some strange cylinder objects that seem to have a soft tissue covering that could be potentially dangerous. I have attacked them and rendered them useless. Upon further examination I have discovered that they are being used by human aliens, nonetheless, I can't take any chances.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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