Dad phoned in an talked ta Miz Saron...
He figgered she'd talk Canadian, Ay? an mite not
unnerstand Ohio BArk, but we thunk she did jest Fine!

Dad sed she wuz REEL nice - an mentioned how *sweet* it wuz wiff
allua Pet Talkerz helpin poor Bassett an Naomi.

She sed there wuz a hole buncha Speshulistz wuz gonna be doin
da Sir Jury stuff - then *watchin* Bassett inna ICU an Recovery area.
An there'z Doc's there 24/7!
She sed they wuz gonna do Their Best fur Bassett!!

Soundz like a reelee Furst Klass Hoppsbittel!

Enniewayz, we put sum Koinz inna Bassett KittyBank...
an iffin we needz summore - we'z gonna do it agin!
We wunt Bassett stayin Inside in ICU - an not havin ta sleep
unner a bush out inna parkin lot!