Oh Precious, you are sooooo beautiful, lying there surrounded by flowers. Our purrson calls us "precious" all the time but didn't actually give any of us that name - how remiss of her. Humans are so strange though, how could you be expected to know that a warm chicken hadn't been cooked especially for you?
Loads of congratulations on your special day (although it sounds as if every day is special in the wonderful home you have found).