Hi, Hannah and All ~ Cinder here ~
Yer rite ~ that durn Kat acts like he's got his name painted onna counters an tables! He surfs at will, eben when Dad's werkin onna counter or sittin atta table eatin grub. But jest let me or SmokeMan lift our fronts offa floor ta take a *peek* up there an yu'd think we were killin sumbuddie. Dad's got a counter slap, he duz it wiffa hand-paw onto the counter top, what sounds like a tomik bomb went off inna house.
I used to stand up an sniff as fer as I could onna kitchen counters, but that tomic slap an a few urlee butt*smaks kinda taught me to stay onna floor and hope Dad getz a liddel klumzee and flips sumthin down to where us dawgs *lurk*. Kinda werks boff ways ~ we teached Dad not ta reach down an try ta recover anything what flies offa counter ~ the Dawg Vacs can hear the fallin food fore it hits the floor. Dad founded out the Dawg Vacs got sharp *toofies* and he dont want his lil finners down onna floor when we're doin a Hoover sweep after sumthin falls.
But that Kat! No shame at all ~ lays down onna table an *stares* at Dad's plate. Kreepz up reel slow an then *grabs* sumpin an flies offa table for Dad can eben start to take a *swat*. He eben got a hole big salawmee slice rite outta a sammich wunst. Dashed downa hallway an jumped inna his fallin wadder klozet hide-a-way for Dad could get up oudda the chair. Kat wuz cleanin musterd offin his face furs when Dad finally found him inna baffroom!
Dad also tells his Two-Legger buds bout Shadow (RainbowBridge), jest after he dopted her. He fixed up two HUGE Dagwood type sammiches inna kitchen. Took a bite outa wun and went sommers inna house ta get sumpin. Kame back and picked up the **wun** sammich onna kounter an thought "Did I already eat one??" He ate the sammich an wundered why he wuz still hungree. Bout then he hearded the Shadow doin a lick an slurp job onna rug unner the table. Looks an finds sum bread krumbs onna floor an whut looks like musterd onna Shadow's face furs. Bout then she cuts loose a Giant *BUurrrrp*
what gives off a slite salamee an cheeze odor.
Dad still puts the sekund sammich inna icebox an carries the furst wun inna hand*paw iffin he has to move round fore he finishes eatin!
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/s/ Cinder & Smokey
the Rescued & Adopted
FurKids of *Phred*
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