Dear Charlie,
Diz id Mozart. Your meowmie has uder people SHAVE ur BOTTUM? HOW EMBARRASING!!!!!!!!
Az if itz not bad enuf dat dey giv u a baf! But dat too?!!!!! :Eek:
I tink u shud retaleeate! Dat is a shameful ting to do to us beuteeful kittiez!

Ur budeez,
Mozart, Bach and Eliza