Patchez an Mozart,

I is so sorree for u! I hada take a bath las week an it was horeble! (I tink my meen meowmie put those pikturs here.)

Why o why do they do tat tu us?? We cleen rselves gud, why the wader??

You waz gud Patchez, not scrathing yur meowmie! I wood have!! I scratchd daddee gud when they made me get wet las weeken. ha ha

Mozart, my meowmie tol daddee that nex time I wood get dose thangs tu. R day wet?? Dey r stinky??? how does u get out of that??

Yur pal,
Micah